“I will totally set some stuff on fire for you.”

He beams. The crest on his head bounces playfully.

“We'd just really need to iron out the not burning down buildings part first. Bad for PR. No one will pay attention to the Fog words because they'll be all like 'ooh Harry and Abigail burnt a building down.' Message totally lost in the weeds. People won’t even care how cool burning letters looked, either.”